The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.