The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.