The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.