The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- The broadcast shows Vele on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.