The Hamstring Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.