The Butter-Finger Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.