The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
- Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.