The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.