The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Vele was due a breakout.
- Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.