The Hamstring Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.