The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“The QB looks at Vele exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.