The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vele tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.