The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.