The Shadow Coverage Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“The broadcast shows Vele on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.