The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.