The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.