The Phantom Flag Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- The broadcast shows Vele on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.