The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.