The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.