The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Vele scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.