The Butter-Finger Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- The QB looks at Vele exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.