The Snap Count Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Vele gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.