The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.