The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.