The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vele gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.