The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.