The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.