The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Vele drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.