The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“The QB looks at Vele exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.