The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.