The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.