The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.