The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
86%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.