The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.