The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.