The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vele gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.