The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.