The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.