The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
85%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.