The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
- Vele's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Vele was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.