The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.