The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.
- Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.