The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.