The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.