The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.