The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.