The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.