The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
76%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.