The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.