The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.